
That he did not visit to provide pleasure -īut truth to say, he was somewhat squeamishīut sooth to seyn, he was somdeel squaymous In all the town there was no brew house or tavern Absolon had good reason to fear for his safety when Nicholas farted. While I haven’t benefited from teachers concerned to overcome such ignorance, I speculate that it’s possible for hair to exist on a variety of places on a woman’s ass. Teachers today can easily address students’ “ignorance of female anatomy” by encourage them to browse readily accessible online porn. The references are to Hansen (1992) and Burns (1993). 240, with my inserted explanatory parenthetical. Jane Burns generalize the Miller’s confusion into that of patriarchy, and lament another patriarchal appropriation of women’s bodies.īishop (2002) p. ).” While Nicholas is obsessed with Alison’s private parts, and the Miller, in telling his tale, shifts continually between holes and “pryvetee,” the Miller himself reveals his confusion about, and maybe even his ignorance of, female anatomy. Go forth your way, or I will cast a stone,Īnd let me sleep, in the name of twenty devils!” I love another - and else I were to blame. “So help me God, it will not be ‘come kiss me’. “Go from the window, you idiot,” she said. No snowflake melting in fear of a man’s yearning gaze, Alisoun firmly and directly told Absolon to leave: The cleric Absolon, educated in foolish practices of courtly love, was at Alisoun’s window late that evening, praising her sweetness and bemoaning his love sickness.

When John fell asleep, Alisoun and Nicholas climbed down for the delight of sex in the marital bed. On the fateful evening Alisoun, John, and Nicholas climbed up into the tubs. John procured three tubs, lashed them to the roof with ropes, and built a ladder for accessing them. Nicholas proposed that John tie to the roof of the house three tubs in which they could float out the flood, scheduled to last only a night.

While merely an unlearned carpenter, the Christian John knew the biblical story of the righteous Noah saving his family from the flood.

The whole world would then be washed away. He told her husband John that another great flood was forthcoming the following Monday. The cleric Nicholas devised a shrewd plan to enjoy a night with Alisoun. Yet another, the culturally learned parish cleric Absolon, was madly in love with Alisoun. Her lover was their boarder, the cleric Nicholas. According to Chaucer’s medieval Miller’s Tale, the wild, young, and beautiful Alisoun was cuckolding her husband, a hard-working carpenter named John.
